×

An interesting request

To the editor:

Energy prices, food prices and all utilities are increasing. Since all of the increases are having a negative impact on my Social Security income, I have attempted a proactive maneuver to level the situation.

After investigating multiple approaches, I decided to send a request to my area representative asking for an application form to be an illegal immigrant so that my expenses would be paid.

Would you believe it — the representative didn’t answer my request. However, at least he didn’t lie.

John Murray

Steubenville

NEWSLETTER

Today's breaking news and more in your inbox

I'm interested in (please check all that apply)
Are you a paying subscriber to the newspaper? *

Starting at $2.99/week.

Subscribe Today