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Sure, the Chinese took our jobs. But now they have ROAD RAGE!

June 21, 2013 - Paul Giannamore
Fun Friday time.

Forget about Serena Williams making offhand remarks that are insensitive and bring Steubenville right back to the forefront where the world loves it (easier to beat the crap out of us than New York, where there is no crime and only pretty people with perfect teeth, hair and big brains live).

Enough of the NSA fight for this week. (Just to be sure they pick up on this blog, I will say “Bulgaria!”)

We have an export to China that is truly priceless.

Or the cost of a Mercedes S350 sedan and a BMW Z4. (USNews lists the S350 at a minimum sticker of $92,000 or so and the Z4 at a minimum $47,000 or so.)

Check out the link.

Good stuff. Watch for Junior running off with his briefcase.

I cannot imagine ever ramming Enrico the Cruiser into the side of The Drummer’s Outlander, given that I paid for that and I consider the Cruiser an heirloom on wheels.

But it draws to mind my favorite Hawkeye Pierce line, delivered flawlessly by Alan Alda a generation or so ago...and yes I’ve used it before, but doggone it, it’s so good and it applies at least once a year:

“All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. Now, THAT’S entertainment.”

A great weekend to all.


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