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But they feel really good!

May 18, 2009 - Paul Giannamore

Sometimes the Internet is truly a vast wasteland.

My son recommended some new brand of eyedrops to me when I was suffering from my periodic recent bouts with itchy, red eyes.

I bought them. They, as he said, burned a bit, but then left my eyes feeling like two slippery ice cubes. Cool. And good.

And I went on the Web the other day looking for reviews and maybe a little medical info on these eyedrops, because they burn a bit more than any eyedrop I've tried before.

And all the reviews I saw were from stoners. Duuude, these get out the red but don't take away my high, maaaaan.

OK. Except I'm waaaay past the age to caaaare, duuude. Just want to know if my middle-aged eyes are OK with these drops or if I'm feeling good while damaging something important, maaaaah!.

Either A. The Drummer is a closet stooneer, maaaan. Or B. I have to wait until more middle-aged, non-stoner, or post-stoner duuudes start using this particular brand of eyedrops, so I can find a real review or some medical research that have nothing to do with THC levels or the amount of peyote consumed. Maaaaan.


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